Total Medals Earned: 453 (From 98 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,110 Points
Medals Earned: 13/20 (325/500 points)
Unlock Phil
Unlock Captain
Unlock Henry
Unlock Tricky
Unlock Ellie
Unlock Johny
Unlock Kerrigan
Unlock Girlfriend
Unlock Pico
Unlock Nene
Unlock Smiley
Unlock Shotgun Man
Unlock Chocolateman
Unlock Josh
Unlock Cordelia
Unlock Chibi Knight
Unlock King
Unlock The Boogley
Unlock Rogue Soul
Unlock Goat
Medals Earned: 6/7 (75/80 points)
You have gone back to the main menu!
You visited the Newgrounds Supporter page!
You checked out the credits!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/11 (65/100 points)
You checked out the awards!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (60/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 4/6 (25/40 points)
You looked at the credits, yay!
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 5/5 (220/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 3/11 (20/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.